Afrikaans Funny Quotes

Ek is nie laat nie; almal anders is net onnodig vroeg.

English: I am not late; everyone else is just unnecessarily early.

My dieet begin môre, en môre is gelukkig nooit vandag nie.

English: My diet starts tomorrow, and luckily tomorrow is never today.

Koffie eers, dan kan die wêreld met my praat.

English: Coffee first, then the world may speak to me.

Ek doen nie oggende nie; oggende doen my.

English: I don't do mornings; mornings do me.

My geld en ek het 'n langafstandverhouding.

English: My money and I have a long-distance relationship.

Ek het 'n plan; dis net nog op die rusbank.

English: I have a plan; it's just still on the couch.

Slim genoeg om die antwoord te ken, te lui om op te staan en dit te gaan haal.

English: Smart enough to know the answer, too lazy to get up and fetch it.

Ek is op 'n wendieet: elke keer as ek wegloop van die yskaf, wen ek.

English: I'm on a winning diet: every time I walk away from the fridge, I win.